‘Homo Fuge’ Ways To Handle Witchcraft Roommates

It wasn’t the same with my witchcraft roomies-I found it so amusing to find Dr. Faustus performing necromancy. I can promise you something! ‘It doesn’t happen like it happens to Disney princesses!’ Your roomie won’t walk up to you, glowing faintly red in dark and whispering, “I’m your ‘best-ever witch roommate’…and I’ll last with you forever!” As I lived with one such roommate, I’m thrashing out the ways to handle witchcraft roommates…

“Signs of witchcraft”

Don’t stay wide awake the entire night to check out if the witch is glowing red in dark. You can find diabolic items as “Anna Riva’s Incense”, “Pink voodoo”…Make sure that you don’t get deceived by its cute looks! It doesn’t look sordid as its nature pertains to!

So, chain your curiosity to inquire about it! Witch roomies want them to be discreet. So, you act ignorant as they wish!

“Witch chants are enchanting”

I’m sure that one would fall for it, if they are either a theist or an agnostic. I don’t understand, why these witch chants remind me of ‘Lord of the Rings’!

“Fair is foul and foul is fair…”

Necromancer’s incantations are luring as they are in Egyptian and Latin most of the times…

(Ancient Egyptian )“PERT EM ANKH SAHAI, BAI EN DUAT! PERT EM ANKH SAHAI, BAI EN DUAT! PERT EM ANKH SAHAI, BAI EN DUAT! PERT EM ANKH SAHAI, BAI EN DUAT! PERT EM ANKH SAHAI, BAI EN DUAT!”

So, walking out is the safest way to deal with a witchcraft roomie!

“Never-ever experiment with witchcraft roommate’s things”

Whether you believe in it or not! Crush your “infatuation” towards voodoo dolls or witchcraft balls!

Whatever happens, stay out of your witch roommate’s way!

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