What To Do If Your Roommate Is A ‘Sociopath’?

Sociopathic roommates aren’t going to change anyways. But, what to do if your roommate is a narcissist?  May it be fairy cakes, fringes or wellies; narcissistic roommates won’t miss our breathing space to play games upon us. Dealing with such bloody pathological liars takes a lot of wit. So, no harm in playing pranks upon sociopathic roommates. These are the ways to drive them barmy!

Walking around in undies/knickers

This is when, they bite their arms off! Keep walking in undies and halter tops. Also, make sure that you keep gaping at your hair in the mirror, and don’t forget to give pouts!

Exclaim once in a while “cor! Why am I bloody beautiful and fit?”

Logic: Sociopathic roommates will be annoyed, as they’re puffed up. So, nothing wrong in boxing clever with them…Keep praising yourselves. Also nag them for confirmation. Ahem.!

Narcissistic roommate deserves a malicious USB  

Tech wizards would be delighted to do this. Make sure that you carry it to a public library. Now, pull up your socks to plunge into action – transfer the most awful malicious software. Gift the wacked up USB to your sociopathic roommate…

This is when you can find the pathological liars in soup!

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I’m coming up with more tricks to frustrate your sociopathic roommates!

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