Utopian Wars-Getting Rid Of Annoying Roommate…

That’s the time I realized that I’m not up to the bog-standards of my annoying roommate. After ending up as a charwoman for her, I decided to get rid of my annoying roommate. Cobblers! I was always afraid that I was not quite right. But, I realized that I could really do without my endurance. So, I pen down my tricks to get rid of an annoying roommate…

By nightfall…

I picked some hairballs, and then, let them swaying around her head. To provoke her, I mad sure that my bed was spic and span.

The next morning…

What else could drive her up the wall?  Every morning, when I woke up, I yelled, “Good Lord, where the hell am I?”. Then I kept running around the room frantically. Rackets in the dawn is the best way to get rid of a bad roommate!

Talking to a plant…

I can even do this in my sleep. I bought a pot plant. Whenever, I got a chance I spoke to it. I hugged it and spoke to it the entire night. This wasn’t a walk in the park for her.

This is when, you make your chances stronger, and so you’ll get rid of annoying roommates as soon as possible.

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You can share your experience too…how did you “get rid of an annoying roommate”?

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