Top 10 ways to annoy ‘annoying’ housemates

Some flatmates are subtle. There’s not a way out other than annoying an annoying housemate. It takes time and practice. Here one needs to be as wise as an owl. The top 10 ways to annoy ‘annoying’ housemates comes along with observing them!

Gathering strands of hair is fun to start with. Spread it around your roommate’s head, when they’re asleep.

-       Giggle at them in the morning. Don’t forget about snickering the pair of scissors.

A pot plant would take it to the next level! Sleep next to it. Talk to it throughout the day, when they’re around! Keep talking…

-       Yell at it someday, “I can’t imagine living with you in the same flat!” Storm out of the room, banging the door.

Fathom a dartboard on naked wall… Keep throwing darts at it.

-       Then start jeering, “I’ve hit the bull’s eye. Yayyyyyyyyayyy!”

Lubes can also work the other ways! Spread it on their shoes.

-       Then act like a lost sheep.

Kitchen doors aren’t meant to act what they’re meant to be!

-       Leave all of them open, when you’re done cooking or baking.

Never unplug the toaster! Shower it with gifts.

-       Then hold your head and moan, “he just didn’t belong…sigh!”

…Get rid them! Find a nice roommate!

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