Driving An Annoying Roommate Crazy…Urghhh!

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“My flatmate is authoritative. Oh gosh! He keeps tabs with me forever…how to drive him crazy?” Driving an annoying roommate mad is the ever-easiest thingy known to mankind. I know how we get stuffed, when he or she becomes a bit much for us. When you find an annoying roommate/flatmate just be scheming as a sly!



Spread the rubbish around in his absence. When you see him walking in just jump out  “Bugger all! How did they re-appear?”


-       “For a thoughtless slob”




Buy a whetstone and blunt knives. Put on a show every night that you’re sharpening the knife. Whenever she stares at you, keep mumbling, “Very soon…not so far!”


-       “For an authoritative roommate”


Drink a raw egg every morning, whenever he is having his breakfast. Keep whining “eggs aren’t as good as steaks”, every time you do it.


-       “For an arrogant vegetarian”



Gape and smirk at your reflection in the mirror for a long time. Then invite the others and ask them “do I look fit in this sun dress?”


-       “For a narcissistic roommate”


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Now, it’s up to you to give him collywobbles!


Cheers J


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